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ABUROKYIRE EFE SAID DOGADO

Dogado a 35 year old man living at Ntensere near Kumasi
one day decided to impress his friends.

He went to Nsadwaase(Village Palmwine drinkingPub) dressed
in Broni Waawu clothes (overseas secondhand clothes and guarantee
shoes very well shaved and barbered.)

After drinking two calabashes full of palmwine,he moaned.
ABUROKYIRE EFE.(overseas is beautiful)

Salanto Yeye Ose Wonnim Biribi the seller querried? Dogaado,
you have never crossed the boarders of Ntensere village yet
you say Aburokyire Efe. How do you explain that.

After burping ( kesu ) he screamed, ME SOO DAA YE KOO EHO ( I WENT THERE IN A DREAM )

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ATOMU
A mad man who was guiding a driver to reverse drive his car against
mighty pot holes at Brofoyedu in Ghana, gaged the biggest hole.

He directed the driver straight to the hole. As soon as the car felt inside, He shouted it's alright "ATOMU" meaning it has fallen inside.

The driver was furiously surprised but he didn't know that his guide
was a madman.

Toolie from Baafour Taxi driver. Paris

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Quarcoo has a very strange way of communicating.Last summer at meeting with several youngmen and beautiful young ladies at Garges, he broke a silence by saying that "every part of my body is big". So if you like it big, I am yours.

Awotse who had gazed the ladies for a while and was searching for adequate words to draw their attention on himself counteracted by saying "oh no this is cheating". What do you want the ladies to think? Quarcoo replied immediately, as for me I have declared my possession.

Oba nyansani yebu no be. Yenka no asem. The ladies will choose wisely.It is an affair of desire.
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NYAMEPENASE CHICKEN
I WILL BRING LIVE CHICKEN FROM NYAMEPENASE(GHANA) TO KILL AND EAT IN FRANCE.

Kwame Ampontua of Melun has made it clear that he cannot continue eating Abrokyire poultry chicken anymore.
He has the nostalgia of tomated and oily cooked chicken soup habitually made in Ghana by our mothers with compound bred biological fowls.

He says that next time that he goes to his village Nyamepenase in Ghana, he will bring live chicken on his plane to Paris for killing and eating. Enough is Enough.
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